Someone put a paper plate full of grapes under the tree in front of our apartment. In the snow.
Is this...some sort of voodoo ritual? An offering to the tree gods? An ancient grape-disposal technique?
Why are there grapes out there? WHY?
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The same reason I put a bunch of PC games from 2000 under our tree. Guess what... someone took them.
Maybe someone realllly wanted frozen grapes, but their freezer is broken.
Maybe someone was going to have a fruit picnic, but realized how fucking cold it is outside, and forgot to pick up the grapes.
Maybe I have too much time on my hands to think about grape-leaving motives.
So, we're having a party, want to come?
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